How to Break Into A House:
- Go out with all your roommates.
- Make sure you lock the front door and each of you conveniently forget to bring a house key.
- Party all night (Or maybe work all night).
- Go home past four in the morning.
- Talk and laugh loud enough for the entire building to hear you.
- Realize no one has a key to the front door.
- Start making enough racket to wake all the neighbors.
- Drag step ladder near your front door, while irritable neighbors watch surreptitiously from their windows.
- Elect the girl, with the shortest shorts, and skankiest top to scale ladder, rip open the screen from the second floor window. (Landlord will have a fit!) While neighbors, laughing their assess off, watch.
- Watch, heckle and take photos of her, while she struggles and eventually gets stuck in the window. Again, with irritable-neighbors-who-are-gleefully-watching-the-noisy-and-inconsiderate-girls-next-door take photos as well.
- Elect a second girl to push the first girl's legs in the window. Laugh harder and louder. Wake up more neighbors if possible.
- Finally, first girl, unlocks the front door, and everyone gets in.
- Slam the door that can be heard all the way to EDSA.
- Leave step ladder in the hallway to cause accidents to other residents.
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